Description

At a football game or NASCAR race, the only thing worse than dealing with post-game/post-race traffic is the long, foul-smelling line of patrons waiting to plunk down 8 dollars for a lukewarm plastic cup of beer.

Wouldn't these places be a lot more fun if you could just bring your own liquor? Well... you can! A must for any serious tailgater/sports enthusiast, this sneaky flask holds 16 ounces of your favorite beverage -- and when your favorite beverage is Jack Daniels, that's enough for a couple of people over the course of three hours. Just make sure you fill it tight; the sound of sloshing binoculars is a dead giveaway. Buy a $3 coke from the stadium vendors, pour in the Jack, and you're on the road to total self-obliteration.

Note: Drinking directly out of your binoculars? Also a dead giveaway. But you'll be tempted by the time your team is down 35-3 in the third quarter...

Updated Aug 11, 2008